What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you call wrestling with your dog in the living room?

Ruff housing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFrankPork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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If Smellevision existed, what channel would you smell wrestling?

Triple HBO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmaffeo3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What do you call the Eskimos’ signature wrestling move?

The Arctic Choke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babyhamstah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I was wrestling with my 7 yr old just now and introduced him to "stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."

I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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A question for wrestling fans and campers alike...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyGriffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call literature about wrestling?

Body slam poetry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexypinochet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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So apparently this is legal in wrestling.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verb_Noun_Number
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Superman and I had an arm wrestling competition

The loser had to wear their underwear over their pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I've never seen midget wrestling, but I want to see it.

It's definitely on my short list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I always bring a piece of paper to a wrestling match, just in case...

The Rock is my opponent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CentsLord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I saw two chickens wrestling in the pen today.

I think I saw one of them flip a bird, but I'm not sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoopaTroopa37
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

A rib cage match

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petey1210
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.

You could say the tides have turned.

Ill be here all night folks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShedATyr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Why did the dog lose the arm wrestling tournament?

Because he fourfeet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharkyMarkySD
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Why did the gas company like the world wrestling champion?

Because they heard he was propane (propain).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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I won an arm wrestling contest.

They're much easier than human contests.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Arm Wrestling and Trucking?! Well, yes, they go hand in hand. earwolf.com/episode/over-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rpconnolly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.

One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethIdol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Logged onto Twitter this morning to see pro wrestling legend Paul Heyman dropping a solid dad joke.

https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/477471573062844417

"Hey, how do you feel?"

"...With my hands"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smark_Henry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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Wrestling with the wife...

I stopped her because she came close to putting her shoulder in her bowl of ice cream then she says "Woah, I almost gave myself the cold shoulder". I love my wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madmax04
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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So I was at a wrestling meet...

And I got mat burn on my elbow. It turned into a nasty scab. Later, my dad says, "Have you met my friend Mat Burn?" Then points to my elbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PantherCoffee72
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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Wrestling Relatives

Today at lunch I dad-joked my wife.

wife: There was this guy who would come into my work, James Savage-
me: Oh, was he related to Randy?
wife: blank stare
me: ...Macho Man Savage?
wife: flared nostrils/large sigh/continues her story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martinzer0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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My brothers wrestling meet tomorrow

Mom: He has a meet at home tomorrow

Dad: We can't fit all those people here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bremo93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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