A list of puns related to "Wrestling Food"
Me, pointing at his food: Wanna box for that?
Random dad: No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.
My dad is the king of dadjokes, especially in public. His specialty is bantering with waitresses. The other day we were finishing dinner at a restaurant, and dad still had quite a bit of food on his plate. The waitress came up and said, "Do you wanna box?" to which he replied, "No, but we could wrestle a few rounds." :)
When someone doesn't finish their food. The waiter/waitress inevitably asks,"You wanna' box for that?" To which my dad responds, "no, but I'll wrestle yah for it!"
Whenever the server would ask my dad for a box for left over food, he would reply with "No but I'll wrestle you for it"
... He didn't finish all of his food
Waiter: "Do you want a box for your meal?"
Dad: "No, I'd rather wrestle, boxing is too violent"
Waitress: "Would you like to box your food?"
Dad: "No, but I'll wrestle you for the check"
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