WWE Puns

A list of puns related to "WWE"

I challenged a WWE wrestler and lost.

I couldn't walk any more because I was defeated.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ May 21 2020
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The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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I was told to draw a WWE wrestler

so I Drew McIntyre

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👤︎ u/Jon_Elvert
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?

Because its RAW!

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👤︎ u/F1racist
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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WWE Wrestler Puns (Rap) youtu.be/yivM1mqMM3k
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👤︎ u/J_tt
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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Is the WWE doing laundry?

Because I'm seeing way too many clotheslines.

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.

Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.

Ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/thebadconsultant
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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What would Vin Diesel's catchphrase be if he became a wrestler ?

WWE are groot

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👤︎ u/ANR00CH
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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My wife was absolutely livid after I gave her a clothesline for Valentine's day...

She stayed down a lot longer than they do in the WWE

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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I got my roomate really badly

My roomate is watching ECW's One Night Stand (Its a WWE thing) and I said "I dont understand, why hasn't anyone brought a night stand to one night stand before?" As my roomate is shaking his head, my suitemate's friend is on the floor dying in the next room and I am laughing at myself going to bed.

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👤︎ u/wikipuff
📅︎ Nov 11 2015
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