The Wrestler Puns

A list of puns related to "The Wrestler"

Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?

He called it the Pile Driver.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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The WWE wrestler, The Undertaker, does not give autographs.

He is known to engrave things, though.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?

You better watch out for my special move... It will verta-break your back.

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👤︎ u/thanosvscommunism
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the Mexican wrestler say after he ate a taco that was too spicy?

“It’s okay, I’ll just guac it off”

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👤︎ u/lovelleigh
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...

can you smell what Barack is cooking?

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👤︎ u/FyreFlu
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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How do Mexican wrestlers enter the arena?

Through a lucha-door.

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👤︎ u/ollierwoodman
📅︎ Jul 24 2016
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Watching the Oscars...

Jimmy Kimmel: "Let me introduce a former Pro Wrestler who is now one of the highest paid actors in America... The Rock"

Girlfriend: "Oh I love The Rock! Who doesn't love the Rock?!"

Me: "The Scissors..."

Girlfriend: -_- "I hate you."

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👤︎ u/skyman1122
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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I'm surprised I'm not single yet

A little backstory: my girlfriend has had a small lizard living in her house recently. She's likened him to the mascot of a specific insurance company. Today, she found him looking rather ill and decided to release him outside.

Cue to me leaving her house tonight. As I walked out the door:

Me - "goodnight!"

Her - "Wait!"

Me - "Geez. You scared me. I thought I was stepping on something."

Her - "No, I just forgot to give you something. Oh no! The poor lizard! That would've been terrible!"

Me - " I know!! ... ... He would've never been able to achieve his Olympic dreams as a Gecko roman wrestler."

Her - "Go. Now."

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👤︎ u/triculous
📅︎ Sep 10 2015
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