What's the difference between radical feminists and sumo wrestlers?

Sumo wrestlers have shaved legs.

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What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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I've put on so much weight during Lockdown that my Sumo suit no longer fits me.

On the plus side, I no longer need a Sumo suit.

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Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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Sumo, judo, jujutsu, better watch out,

These are just a few of the japanese words I know

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I asked my Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”

He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.”

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What do you call a sumo with a sore foot?

Anything you like, he won't be able to run fast enough to catch you

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I have tons of friends!

Jerry and Bob, my favorite sumo wrestlers.

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👤︎ u/Tien2707
📅︎ Feb 16 2020
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My son was a leader in class today which made me ask him...

What do you call a handsome sumo wrestler?

A roll model...

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