Kickboxing Puns

A list of puns related to "Kickboxing"

A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing
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👤︎ u/cancervixen831
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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My aging dad decided to enter a kickboxing tournament

He's not athletic, and he'd never fought before. I thought he was crazy to even enter it, but he said he had a plan to win: he would wrap his feet in underwear. I didn't see how that would help, but he surprised us all and went undie-feeted.

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👤︎ u/YoureAMuenster
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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Words of fatherly wisdom

If you get in a kickboxing match with a lawnmower, you will be defeeted.

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👤︎ u/wmyspr
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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