Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?
Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.
So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out together
Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
Why did the movie star give up the silver screen to pursue a life of cyber-crime as a hacker?
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
I told Popeye a joke about silver
He went Agagagagag….
Credit to r/wallstreetsilver
What do you call a social media platform for elderly single women?
What kind of a silver bullet does this need?
A gold atom and a silver atom see each other from across the street.
The silver atom says “A, u!”
The gold atom says “A, g!”
What do you call a tampon wrapped in tinsel?
When digging for gold or silver, sometimes you’ll encounter an obstacle that you didn’t expect. Try not to get too frustrated.
It’s only a miner inconvenience.
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly
"A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers
Where do South American pirates come from?
The best way to kill vampires is to set out a few trays of snacks laced with silver.
It’s called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay.
So my car was repossessed.
I went to a fancy dress party as Long John Silver and somebody else was wearing a similar outfit.
What did gold say to silver?
A scientist weighed a rainbow
And found it it was pretty light
How do you eat a hard drive?
why couldn’t the jalapeño do archery?
Little known fact, the death star was measured in feet...
Only because they wanted to use imperial units
New license plate
I finally got one of those personalized license plates. It says 'BAA BAA, It's for my black Jeep.
Silver sees gold walking down the street.
Here’s one from my little sister (6). Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party.
Cause she’s a party pooper
Where does a pirate buy his hook?
The second hand store
Edit: thanks for the silver!!
If you are a tiny step behind gold you get a silver…
But if you step on tiny gold you get a sliver.
What’s the highest ranking vegetable?
I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.
I'm the main stakeholder.
It can be hard to use the name of metallic elements in a normal sentence.
Or so I’m lead to believe.
Friend: "All this talk about the rain is making me gloomy. Can you please not make reference to the weather?"
Sorry to hear that! Just remember, every cloud has a silver lining!
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
[Request] Can anyone tell me a dad joke (from a young woman's perspective) on how to tell coworkers their age?
In a smaller sub I frequent, there's this super cute girl who loves dad jokes. And she tells them amazingly well. She's only 30 and just turned 30. (I suppose today.)
Anyway, she mentioned how her coworkers are trying to guess her age. And I said she should tell a dad joke (not a regular joke, a DAD joke) about her age.
Yes, she's a woman, but she's a lover of puns.
Can anyone help? (If I have a fee award, I'll give you the award. Though it's silver at best.)
Do you prefer gold or silver?
Because for me it's either ore.
Have you heard about Shortbread?
They're not making it any longer.
Edit
Thanks for the silver, my first ever!!!! So this is what winning at life feels like
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
I’m worried about my Uncle. He’s obsessed with owning every Beatles album on vinyl.
I’m addicted to collecting Beatles albums.
What did the math teacher say when he died and reincarnated into an Oak tree
Geometry!
Edit: Thank you so much for the silver!!! Never thought i would get one!!
Did you know that Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up once?
If ironman and silver surfer teamed up..
What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
If Ironman and Silver Surfer team up...
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