Why could you not see most of Long John Silver's ears?
Because as well as his left and right, he also had a boat full of privateers.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
Do you prefer to mine gold or silver?
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︎ Apr 25 2023
what comes after a Steeler of silver and gold?
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︎ Mar 26 2023
So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out together
Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
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︎ Mar 19 2023
How do you kill a vampire cow?
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︎ May 24 2023
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up...
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︎ Apr 20 2022
whats the male version of a cougar?
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︎ May 18 2023
What do you call a scary dream about a horse wearing armor?
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︎ May 14 2023
Why did the movie star give up the silver screen to pursue a life of cyber-crime as a hacker?
He was a "bad actor"
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︎ Dec 09 2022
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica costs $1.25, and in the Bahamas it costs $1.50β¦
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Apr 18 2023
I told Popeye a joke about silver
He went Agagagagagβ¦.
Credit to r/wallstreetsilver
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︎ Nov 28 2022
Whatβs the difference between cats and commas?
Cats have claws at the end of their paws,
But commas are the pause at the end of a clause!
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︎ Apr 16 2023
What kind of a silver bullet does this need?
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︎ Oct 03 2021
A gold atom and a silver atom see each other from across the street.
The silver atom says βA, u!β
The gold atom says βA, g!β
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︎ Apr 30 2022
I was in the World Kleptomaniac Championships this past weekend...
I took the Gold, Silver and Bronze.
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︎ May 03 2023
What do you call a social media platform for elderly single women?
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︎ Feb 22 2023
When digging for gold or silver, sometimes youβll encounter an obstacle that you didnβt expect. Try not to get too frustrated.
Itβs only a miner inconvenience.
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︎ May 26 2022
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly
"A man who lays with another man should be stoned"Edit : Thanks for the silver kind strangers
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︎ Aug 27 2022
What do you call a tampon wrapped in tinsel?
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︎ Dec 09 2022
The best way to kill vampires is to set out a few trays of snacks laced with silver.
Itβs called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.
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︎ May 22 2022
I went to a fancy dress party as Long John Silver and somebody else was wearing a similar outfit.
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︎ May 20 2022
Where do South American pirates come from?
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︎ Dec 18 2022
My car was haunted so I called an exorcist who expelled the ghost. When the bill came, it was too expensive for me to pay.
So my car was repossessed.
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︎ Oct 13 2022
Silver sees gold walking down the street.
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︎ Dec 14 2021
How do you eat a hard drive?
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︎ Jun 18 2022
Little known fact, the death star was measured in feet...
Only because they wanted to use imperial units
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︎ May 04 2022
A scientist weighed a rainbow
And found it it was pretty light
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︎ Oct 06 2022
why couldnβt the jalapeΓ±o do archery?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
Hereβs one from my little sister (6). Why did the girl bring toilet paper to the party.
Cause sheβs a party pooper
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︎ Apr 17 2022
If you are a tiny step behind gold you get a silverβ¦
But if you step on tiny gold you get a sliver.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.
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︎ Sep 24 2018
If you find gold in Australia, where do you look for silver?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Where does a pirate buy his hook?
The second hand store
Edit: thanks for the silver!!
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︎ Aug 03 2022
I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.
I'm the main stakeholder.
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︎ Mar 05 2022
No need for gold. I'm fine with silver(ware).
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︎ Nov 14 2020
silver ware? here.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
New license plate
I finally got one of those personalized license plates. It says 'BAA BAA, It's for my black Jeep.
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︎ Dec 04 2022
Iβm doing a run of PokΓ©mon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Hereβs what Iβve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you know that Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up once?
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︎ May 12 2022
What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
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︎ May 15 2021
If ironman and silver surfer teamed up..
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︎ Apr 21 2022
What did gold say to silver?
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︎ Feb 06 2022
If Ironman and Silver Surfer team up...
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︎ Oct 26 2021
Do you prefer gold or silver?
Because for me it's either ore.
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︎ Jun 07 2021
Did you hear that Iron Man and the Silver Surfer are teaming up?
They're going to be alloys.
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