What does Jesus and a floppy disk have in common?
They both died to become the icon of saving
What type of goat that has floppy ears and becomes an amateur on using the internet?
a Nubian
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
The roads were so rough, it damaged my laptop.
It was a hard drive.
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at my 3.5″ floppy
A kids dad comes into his room after hearing him shout.
After saying that his computer kept crashing his dad asked "Well does it have a drivers license?"
