Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
Dr: We had to remove your colon
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οΈ Jan 19 2021
My dentist removed my teeth
That was very demolarising
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οΈ Feb 06 2021
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
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οΈ Jan 02 2021
Doctor: I'm sorry but we have to remove half of your colon
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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οΈ Aug 12 2020
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
Doctor: Iβm afraid weβre going to have to remove your colon.
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
I have a Pierce Brosnan sticker I can't remove
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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οΈ Nov 09 2020
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
My dog ate a string of Christmas lights, but the vet was able to remove them.
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οΈ Oct 26 2020
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
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οΈ Oct 03 2020
[Post Removed]
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οΈ Jun 14 2020
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
Recently Iβve had to remove several of my posts.
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οΈ Oct 14 2020
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didnβt mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
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οΈ Nov 02 2020
Which kidney to take?
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οΈ Oct 05 2020
OPINION β 3.14 = ONION
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
Iβve never been more proud.
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οΈ Mar 31 2020
Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?
He called it the Pile Driver.
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οΈ Nov 25 2020
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
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οΈ Jan 04 2021
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
...
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"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
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οΈ Sep 28 2020
I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
I had a post removed yesterday.
Was told that it had to go because it might cause a fence.
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οΈ Sep 24 2020
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
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οΈ Oct 23 2020
Why was this post removed?
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
The graveyard near my town is really crowded...
People are just dying to get in
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οΈ Jan 07 2021
How do you turn six into nine?
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
To that guy whoβs post was removed,
I can repost it for you, just give me some time.
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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οΈ Jan 09 2021
Some Campy Humor
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
This post was removed because...
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οΈ Nov 04 2020
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
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οΈ Jan 18 2021
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