Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
Can one of the Mods please explain to me why my post was removed?
I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over....
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Dr: We had to remove your colon
My dentist removed my teeth
That was very demolarising
Can an Admin tell me why my post was removed? It was very inconvenient... My whole fence fell down
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Doctor: I'm sorry but we have to remove half of your colon
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed
To be honest this is pretty demolarizing
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
Doctor: I’m afraid we’re going to have to remove your colon.
Why was my post removed?
Can someone tell me why my post was removed?
I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over
I have a Pierce Brosnan sticker I can't remove
It's bonded, James Bond-ed
How should you remove hazardous materials from your house?
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My dog ate a string of Christmas lights, but the vet was able to remove them.
My female cat just got fixed, but the vet insisted on referring to it as "feline ovarian removal".
Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
Recently I’ve had to remove several of my posts.
Why did the dentist remove the wrong tooth?
He didn’t mean to, he did it acciDENTALly
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?
Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.
Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.
I’ve never been more proud.
Did you hear about the pro wrestler who came up with a method to remove hemorrhoids by hammering them?
He called it the Pile Driver.
Circumsicion is when your foreskin gets
Know what it means when the mods remove some of your posts?
That they've taken a fence!
A man goes into surgery to get his Appendix removed.
Unfortunately, the doctor cut a little too deep and the man's organs began to spill out onto the operating table....
...
...
"Well, it looks you have a table of contents now" says the medical assistant.
I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
I removed the rear view mirror from my car last week.
Haven't looked back since.
Gravity, one of the most basic forces in the Universe. But then again, if you remove it...
I had a post removed yesterday.
Was told that it had to go because it might cause a fence.
I always believed that 'sticks and stones would break my bones, but words would never hurt me.'
Until I fell into a printing press.
Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the House..
..and it was so delicious.
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why was this post removed?
The graveyard near my town is really crowded...
People are just dying to get in
How do you turn six into nine?
To that guy who’s post was removed,
I can repost it for you, just give me some time.
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
Some Campy Humor
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon
This post was removed because...
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
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