Waterproof Puns

A list of puns related to "Waterproof"

I was shocked when i found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.

Automod doesn’t like one line jokes 😂

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👤︎ u/B1RDS-ARENT-REAL
📅︎ Apr 20 2021
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Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof

.....I was shocked🙄

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👤︎ u/socdist
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.

I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.

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👤︎ u/volochemfogbank
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was in complete Shock.

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👤︎ u/Paradoxthefirst
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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How do you clean Waterproof clothes?

You dry clean them :D

:( Karen please bring back the kids

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👤︎ u/_Spl4shpro_
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I accidentally dropped my phone in the bath yesterday. Some water got stuck in between the phone and it’s cover. I thought my phone was waterproof.

But apparently not in this case.

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👤︎ u/phuonganh98
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call the owner of a waterproof clothing company?

The head poncho.

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👤︎ u/I-Am-Cactus
📅︎ Sep 26 2018
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I've invented something that will waterproof your building as it moves between floors!

Let me give you the elevator pitch.

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👤︎ u/levenfyfe
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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"I heard there was a waterproof phone. One of the galaxies, I think."

"Was it the Galaxy C minus?"

"What? No, why?"

"Because it's under a C"

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👤︎ u/LoneSeeker777
📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/Camaschor
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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I found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/mlenotyou
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
📅︎ May 21 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Today i found out that toasters arent waterproof.

I was shocked!

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👤︎ u/Kocoskii_
📅︎ May 22 2020
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When i found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was completely SHOCKED

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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I found out my electric toothbrush wasn't waterproof

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/Mature-carrot
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...

I was shocked!

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👤︎ u/Omicra98
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof,

I was shocked.

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👤︎ u/Kylehoooks
📅︎ Aug 20 2018
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