I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camaschor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Only this morning I learned my high end toaster isn't waterproof

.....I was shockedπŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you see when a duck bends over?

A butt quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyrealname336
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.

I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volochemfogbank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was in complete Shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradoxthefirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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How do you clean Waterproof clothes?

You dry clean them :D

:( Karen please bring back the kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Spl4shpro_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I accidentally dropped my phone in the bath yesterday. Some water got stuck in between the phone and it’s cover. I thought my phone was waterproof.

But apparently not in this case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phuonganh98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call the owner of a waterproof clothing company?

The head poncho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Am-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I've invented something that will waterproof your building as it moves between floors!

Let me give you the elevator pitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levenfyfe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Is it ok if a take a shower?

No stealing is wrong, I’ll draw you a bath instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnickerDix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I bought a fancy new toaster...

Despite all the new features, I was pretty shocked to find out it wasn’t waterproof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Bad Idea #1

Waterproof Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

  • Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

  • Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

  • Thank you

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doty152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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My DnD party mate will make a fine dad one day

So I'm in this DnD party. There are six of us including the DM. Chris is the DM, and the other major player here is Shawn: what you need to know about him is that his character has three arms, plus a bionic one.

Chris: after Shawn has been attacked by a flying enemy and thrown off a pier So you're now in the water. What are you going to do?

Shawn: Does this affect my bionic arm?

Chris: No, you waterproofed it last session, remember?

Shawn: Oh, right. That's handy.

All: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2014
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Embarrassed my wife out in public again.

So my wife and I went to Great Floors looking for tile and generally getting an idea of what we want to finish our basement bathroom and family room with.

The saleswoman points us to this vinyl plank stuff I've never seen before that you just lay down with no glue or anything that is somehow completely waterproof and lifetime guaranteed and all that jazz. She shows us how you need to use a plunger to pry them back up once they are all tight together.

Me. "Wow, I never would have thought this could work.... I'm floored."

In the ensuing groan fest the saleswoman claims to have never heard that one before, I jested that she sounded knowledgeable for someone who obviously hasn't been working in the business very long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToadShortage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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My platoon sergeant's name is Lami

He was explaining to us what we should do with our new maps

Platoon sergeant: "You have to trim it down to the area we're in and then waterproof it."

Me: So you're saying we have to... laminate it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elmosworld37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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The story goes that on my parent's first date my dad told a doozy. My mom says she still can't believe she went out with him again

Waitress at luncheonette: what can I get you? Dad: I'll have a soup sandwich on waterproof bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackOnTheMap
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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We were discussing things to bring on our upcoming trip to Hawaii

My sister suggested bringing her waterproof camera to take pictures while we snorkel, and I advised her to look up the owner's manual to make sure that it could handle salt water.

Me: The salt water might wreck the seal.
Dad: Would it wreck the walrus?

All: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mack_Kohl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlenotyou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I found out today my toaster isn’t waterproof.

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Today i found out that toasters arent waterproof.

I was shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kocoskii_
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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When i found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was completely SHOCKED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I found out my electric toothbrush wasn't waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mature-carrot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof...

I was shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omicra98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof,

I was shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kylehoooks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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