What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?

Thunderwear

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📅︎ Jul 06
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I recently bought a raincoat.

Whenever I put it on I get absolutely drenched.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jun 15
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I found $25 in my raincoat pocket today!

I guess you could say I was saving it for a rainy day

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📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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👤︎ u/2shack
📅︎ Apr 21
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Either way, you'll need an umbrella.

While getting ready for work this morning, my wife asked me to grab her coat.

"Do you want your raincoat or peacoat?"

"It's raining outside, so my raincoat."

"Then I guess it's a good thing you don't need your peacoat."

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👤︎ u/misterlou
📅︎ Dec 04 2014
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My dad at boy scout camp last year

Me and a bunch of guys were sitting around playing cards while some other scouts were having ice cream. My dad grabs the sprinkles, walks up to us, and starts throwing small pinches of sprinkles at us. He proceeds to say "You guys better get your raincoats, it's sprinkling"

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👤︎ u/wootiown
📅︎ Apr 12 2016
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...

Thunderwear!

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📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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