Whenever I put it on I get absolutely drenched.
I guess you could say I was saving it for a rainy day
You never know when someone might jack it.
While getting ready for work this morning, my wife asked me to grab her coat.
"Do you want your raincoat or peacoat?"
"It's raining outside, so my raincoat."
"Then I guess it's a good thing you don't need your peacoat."
Me and a bunch of guys were sitting around playing cards while some other scouts were having ice cream. My dad grabs the sprinkles, walks up to us, and starts throwing small pinches of sprinkles at us. He proceeds to say "You guys better get your raincoats, it's sprinkling"