How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?

The scientific experiments altered his jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bueno117
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Dad told me to wear my pants very high due to the pandemic

He said the best way to not get infected is to practice proper high-jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_cat_says_woof
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.

The pirate replies, β€œArrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sauron3579
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants

In case you get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shalopalop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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These pants crack me up...

https://preview.redd.it/294ds0yrw2h51.jpg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59aecd04a9f1a84f21ea972df9bb31ca8d0bf046

Puma pants.

Pu...ma...pants.

Poo my pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?

Its pecker is on his face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungry-fangirl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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I had to take dad shopping for pants....

When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks,”What’s with the steering wheel?”

To which the pirate replies,”Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudeman144
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Why did the Golfer change his pants?

Because he got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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I pead my pants
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πŸ“…︎ May 17
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I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants

but he's still making fun of me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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My Favorite Punny Pajama Pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punny_lil_bunny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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I got arrested for forgetting to take out my wallet before washing my pants.

I was charged with money laundering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abcruz7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugsfull
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I thought I had an insect on my pants.

It was just my fly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahemkeidb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!

Sorry, wrong scrub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I like my pants like I like my reddit posts...

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adventuresofzarek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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My dad had a Christmas ornament of Elvis dressed as an Angel on his tree. I asked my Dad why little angel Elvis wasn’t wearing any pants. He replied:

Because he died on the toilet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear pants?

So he can pooh bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughJamerican
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What type of pants would Mario wear all the time.

Denim Denim Denim.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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Whats worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil-subedi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?

Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NuccSucc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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Son: Dad, is that a steering wheel in your pants?

Dad: Sure is son.. it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_suge
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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My friend used to get so nervous that he peed his pants every time he had to stand up in his third grade class.

Finally he quit his job as a teacher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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Why mustn’t you buy Ukrainian pants?

Cos Cher-knob-yl fall out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JP091404
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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Bought some ski pants that came with this tag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccoli_on_toast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...

"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloonyllama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I’ve decided that with my stimulus check I’m going to buy a hat, then a shirt, and lastly some pants.

Top down economic stimulation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breaking_linus77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What did the suspenders say to the pants?

"What up, britches!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takosandbeer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I had to take my wallet out of my pants before washing them.

Money laundering is illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Why do people from Alabama always share their pants with their siblings?

To keep the best jeans within the family.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I wear two pairs of pants when I play golf

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ootz1986
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I broke the zipper on my pants today

Now I’m on a β€œNo Fly” list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charzzart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Do you make a mess when you poop your pants?

Well, it Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyCosmonaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

β€œEuripides?” says the tailor. β€œYeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I usually wear 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing

Last time I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Puma Pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevenLikesPizza
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I felt a small rip in my favorite pair of pants today

But I can’t seam to find out where.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A98HondaCivic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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My tailor kept yanking my pant leg til it dragged across the carpet.

"Bro, would you cut me some slack?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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You know, I have a wheel in my pants

It's driving me nuts!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Last night I told a girl " By the end of the night, I'm gonna get in your pants."

Long story short, they didn't fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvvl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Dad: β€œI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”

β€œ...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes β€œdad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.

So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Puma Pants
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πŸ‘€︎ u/midgetmolester2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Why did the hungry snowboarder stick a hand warmer in his pants?

He was craving a hot pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexspades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I put a handful of ants down my pants the other day

It was a bit of an anti-climax

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4wwn4h
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks β€œDo you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

The pirate replies, β€œ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I’m going to invent β€œalarm clock pants”.

To help everyone who’s legs keep falling asleep!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorningBreath71
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Guy walks into a tailor shop to pick up his suit. The tailor hands him a jacket and pair of pants. The guy says β€œBut I had a 3-piece suit.”

Tailor says β€œThe vest is yet to come.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristarain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A pirate keeps his treasure in his pants

That's what holds his booty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Liar liar pants on fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puntasticuser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I looked rather dapper in my pants, coat and tie, if I don't say so myself!

The clothes suited me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Doctor, I keep peeing my pants! What can I do?

Urologist: β€œIt’s mind over matter, urine control.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carlbuba
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My new pants are like a poorly built castle

No ballroom.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I left some change in my pants pocket

And now my wife is getting accused of laundering money

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girlsxgonexmild
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”

The pirate replies, β€œAye, it’s driving me nuts.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/petersock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"

The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.

I couldn't find any though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why did the snowman pull his pants down?

Cause he heard a snowblower coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tml_4_ever
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackJack5JAoH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...

aye, matey it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says β€œaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies β€œarrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaSnookGuy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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You should always wear two pairs of pants when golfing

In case you get a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllDaveAllNight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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It's always a great idea for golfers to bring an extra pair of pants when going golfing...

Just incase they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainB_MANN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeKid420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...

It ended up a tie

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a single pair of pants?

Pant-alone-es

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Moths
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I got some new pants the other day, but it turns out they’re cheap hotel pants.

There’s no ball room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call a smurf with his pants down?

A blue moon.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shaped looking thing in his pants

the bartender said "you know you have your ships steering wheel in your pants?" the pirate replied "argh matey, i know its driving me nuts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonylynn0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Good camo pants are hard to find
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beager
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Pants...

or as professionals call it: leg isolation

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superheld595
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My girl and I used to iron her skirts and my dress pants together...

She pleated with me.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stallma86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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I tried to explain my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants,

but he's still making fun of me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smandalofficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaner38
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What’s worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants

In case they get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyBreadWet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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