28 Hilarious Trousers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I have two pairs of trousers, but I prefer one of them for golfing

Because there’s a hole in one

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👤︎ u/RichardTheCuber

📅︎ Apr 30 2021

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What do you call a man in paper trousers?

Russell

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👤︎ u/NotTheMessiah83

📅︎ Mar 23 2021

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I bought convertible trousers

They were 50% off

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👤︎ u/peterburk

📅︎ Mar 01 2021

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"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants

It's a fancy pants word.

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👤︎ u/misterspaceman

📅︎ Nov 27 2020

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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/Viral_Idiot

📅︎ Nov 22 2020

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Which bird wears trousers?

Pantaloons

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👤︎ u/callmefinny

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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Nike trousers

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👤︎ u/ntn_98

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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As a golfer, it's always better to wear 2 pairs of trousers

You know, in case you get a hole in 1

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👤︎ u/extremeavYT

📅︎ Apr 23 2020

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A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”

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👤︎ u/SvenTranslator

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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I bought some stripper trousers for £50

They were a total rip off

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👤︎ u/scorchedarcher

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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I just made a belt from watches but my trousers still fell down

I guess that was a waist of time

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👤︎ u/Griff1235

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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👤︎ u/xone01

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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When flies take off their trousers do they start by undoing their humans?

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👤︎ u/JEZTURNER

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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I always take two pairs of trousers with me when I play golf.

Just in case I get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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Two nuns are sat on a train, when a man gets on and pulls his trousers down.

One nun had a stroke, but the other couldn't reach.

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👤︎ u/Purtassium

📅︎ May 06 2019

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day...

But I couldn't find any

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Mar 27 2019

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I don't get why the sperm bank won't accept my trousers...

...they took my friend's jeans. Why not mine?

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👤︎ u/Drondol

📅︎ Jan 21 2019

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I asked my dad how he manages to make his trousers last.

He told me he makes the coats first...

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👤︎ u/imaginary_moose

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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I walked up to the cashier with my new waistcoat, jacket and trousers.

He said, "That will be £725."

"What!" I replied, staggering back. "Do you intend to pocket the remaining £724.97?"

The cashier was baffled. "I don't understand, sir."

"The assistant over there told me it was a 3p suit," I replied.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Oct 08 2018

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I need a pair of trousers altered in a hurry.

Does anyone know how I can get hold of Taylor Swift?

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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I’ve got a steering wheel stuck down my trousers.

It’s driving me nuts.

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👤︎ u/ManipulativeAviator

📅︎ Dec 01 2017

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What color is a hamburgers trousers?

Burgundy

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👤︎ u/quadsforthebroads

📅︎ Feb 28 2018

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who can repair my trousers' zip quickly?

Taylor Swift

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👤︎ u/one_moment_please

📅︎ Jun 23 2016

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I tried on two pair of trousers in the store imgur.com/mwSNwP7

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👤︎ u/AbsentmindedAsshole

📅︎ May 10 2014

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A man walks into a doctors office. "What seems to be the problem'P" Asks the doc. um... well... I have five penises," replies the man. "Blimey!" Says the doctor "how do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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What does Thor wear under his trousers?

Thunder-wear

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 13 2019

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/maryfountain

📅︎ Jul 26 2019

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