What did the sombrero say to the poncho?

You hang in there and I’ll go on a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angus-Mackenzie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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What do you call the owner of a waterproof clothing company?

The head poncho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Am-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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My Dad was buying us snacks at Disneyland...

It was raining heavily, we were all wearing our ponchos, and my Dad was grabbing some snacks at one of those stands. The cashier informed him of the total amount due, and with a credit card in his hand he asked, "do you take plastic?" The cashier responded with a "yes" and he proceeded to hand her part of his poncho. He looked towards us with a massive grin as the cashier stood perplexed. He looked more proud of himself than I've ever seen him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nietzscheman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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My Dad was buying us snacks at Disneyland...

It was raining heavily, we were all wearing our ponchos, and my Dad was grabbing some snacks at one of those stands. The cashier informed him of the total amount due, and with a credit card in his hand he asked, "do you take plastic?" The cashier responded with a "yes" and he proceeded to hand her part of his poncho. He looked towards us with a massive grin as the cashier stood perplexed. He looked more proud of himself than I've ever seen him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nietzscheman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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