A list of puns related to "Lax"
They can both soften your stool.
...for defecation of character. That is of course my constipational right. It's better than sitting on my stool and doing nothing.
No shit, Sherlock.
We were going through baggage scanning at LAX and the woman said "Does this bag have your toiletries?" My dad said, "Toilet trees? No those are all in my garden!" She smiled, but didn't laugh. Ugh.
Re:LAX
They're so full of shit.
I said, no. I always lax right the first time.
The security is always so LAX
Because they like to Chil-Lax
But I really don't want to talk to them. I'm worried I might have SoCal anxiety disorder.
...And admittedly, I was hesitant to share that pun. I'm worried it LAX something important, or that it's just going to get Los in translation.
I was hanging out with my dad and grandpa this weekend. My grandpa was talking about how big the airport in LA was compared to Detroit.
My dad chimes in "yeah it's a big airport but I heard the security is pretty LAX" groans ensue
He adds "I heard when you retire from working there they give you a bottle of ex-lax"
That'll do dad. That'll do.
I guess it was LAX.
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