Mb Puns

A list of puns related to "Mb"

There's a new band out called The 640 MB

But they still haven't gotten a single gig.

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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👤︎ u/RealTheAsh
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Did you hear about the band 1023 MB?

They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/futurecivilian
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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Have you heard about that band "999 MB"?

Well they haven't gotten a gig yet...

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👤︎ u/djkress
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Dad once heard of a band called "1023 MB"

"Too bad it doesn't have any gigs yet"

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👤︎ u/Psychii_
📅︎ Nov 15 2016
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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👤︎ u/GoatNoodles1
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Did you hear about that new indie band 999 Megabytes?

Yeah, that makes sense, they don't have any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/gt0t
📅︎ Feb 08 2018
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Typical Dad

Dad: Have you ever heard of the band 1020 MB?

Me: Nope?

Dad: That's because they haven't got a gig yet

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👤︎ u/idontfrikkincare
📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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