Two big girls walk into a bar

Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies *"Wales!"*

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/KillerTomatoes6
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 04 2021
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Got my gf at the gym

My lady and I workout together during the week. Yesterday was chest day and we usually start with incline DB press. She pumps out her second set very well: controlled reps, full range of motion. I was proud to see her progress. She said the weight felt easy, to which I replied, "you could increase the weight... if you were so inclined." She muttered "oh my goodness..." and walked away.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hu_lee_oh
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 22 2014
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The Disaster Artist will be the "hi Mark" of James Franco's career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLhoDB-ORLQ

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/shufflingmulligan
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 29 2017
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Trial by Ordeal

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3473

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/drafterman
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 05 2014
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DadJoke comic by the great Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/thirtyseven1337
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 07 2014
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Technically a Dad Joke

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3487

(Image, bonus panel on original website.)

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/vinnl
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 19 2014
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