Rr Puns

A list of puns related to "Rr"

Not a dad, but I have a good one

kid: RERErRErerErRerererererEreRerrerereRrErrrErEre!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
Dad: Calm down! My ears hertz!!!

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👤︎ u/Dan_Werew0lf
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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There’s a tool for every job

At work, Gary has to cut holes in sheet metal and has to use a de-burring hook to remove the sharp edges of the cutout. He always catches someone with their guard down and ask to borrow their heater. Gary works inside in a warm clean building, so it’s an odd request.

Their head tilts sideways like a confused dog, and they say puzzled “Heater?”.

Gary replies, “Yeah, your de-BUrRRrRR-ing tool” as he crosses his arms and shivers.

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👤︎ u/nuclear-juniper
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Me: dad can i marry my grandmom

Dad: You WaNt To MaRrY mY mOm Me: you married my mom but u don't see me complain about it

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👤︎ u/it-is_me
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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An ice fisherman wasn't having any luck.

Seeing a small boy nearby with several fish, he asked the boy's secret.

"Rrrp rr rrrr rrrm," the boy said.

"What?"

The boy spat into his hand. "Keep your worms warm!"

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👤︎ u/DrunkenTree
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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/r/me_irl had a great dadjoke by a 5-yr-old today.

https://i.imgur.com/rrFViXT.jpg

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👤︎ u/cholulaoneverything
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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two muffins joke

http://rr.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/2to8wl/saw_this_at_pax_south/co1578k

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👤︎ u/LinkOfTheSouth
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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