Gpa Puns

A list of puns related to "Gpa"

I got a 3.9 GPA at Trump University

in other words, I graduated MAGA cum laude

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👤︎ u/wxmatt
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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I'm putting my GPA up for adoption

because there's no way I can raise it myself

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👤︎ u/jaehyuk0503
📅︎ May 07 2019
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The recruiter asked why I inflated my GPA on my resume. I said I had low-grade amnesia.
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👤︎ u/mtkeepsrolling
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why does the Sun have such a high GPA?

It's very bright.

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👤︎ u/Ruinik
📅︎ Jun 18 2015
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The wife likes yoga.

Wife: "Hey, you want to go to yoga class with me?"

Me: "Namaste here."

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👤︎ u/tamarockstar
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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Made this one up today, i'm not a father yet but I can't wait to use it when my kids graduate

Works best out loud..

"You know how at most schools student who reach certain GPA's are awarded either Magna cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude or something along those lines? What do the students who get 2.0's get?

Thank the Laude!"

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👤︎ u/Canadian_donut_giver
📅︎ May 08 2014
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So am I! Let's have a beer.

http://imgur.com/nwCHMfo

Gpa 1: It's windy today.

Gpa 2: No, it's Thursday.

Gpa 3: So am I! Let's have a beer.

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👤︎ u/Spore2012
📅︎ May 09 2014
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