Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

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What do you get when you mix onions with the ratio of their circumference to their diameters?

Opinions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popegonzo
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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I saw two huge ratios fighting against each other.

It was a war of epic proportions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call the ratio of water to gas?

The evapo-ratio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigelSamuel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A lot of YouTube channels are switching to an 18:9 aspect ratio

Personally I find it two wide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w1n5t0nM1k3y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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I have discovered the optimal ratio of cabbage to mayo!

And I shall name it Cole's law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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Did you hear about the man who ate the golden ratio

He was satis-phi-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cals1551
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan

Which means there was a three to Juan ratio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Do black and white count as colors?

It's a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... β€œBecause it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... β€œWhat’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.

It’s Three To One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I heard that there’s an Australian tea harvested from the tops of Eucalyptus trees

It’s pretty high koala tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd0sed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I told my boyfriend that I got an expensive haircut, but they left my bangs too long.

He replied, "too much bang for your buck?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allsymbols
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2016
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My new years RESOLUTION is to run a 5k... Display
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesmallserving
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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New weights and measures
  1. The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds17. 52 cards = 1 decacards18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin22. 10 rations = 1 decoration23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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A soup pun

I ordered a quart of matzoh ball soup from the restaurant across the street. They usually put two matzoh balls per order, but I asked if I could have a third. The guy on the phone said he'd try to fit the extra one in.

When I went to pick up the soup, I asked the guy if he was able to get the third one in the container, and he said "Yup, the ball's in your quart now".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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3 4 5

Context:

  • I currently live and study in the Philippines

  • One Philippine Peso (β‚±) is approximately 1/40 a dollar. Go check the conversion ratio if you doubt.

  • A single stick of this choco wafer stick right here (called Stick-O) usually costs at about β‚±1

  • I study in a college where student organizations are prevalent and their means of collecting funds is by Fund Raising Activity, i.e., selling consumables to students (usually food at exorbitant retail prices)


Every single time when I see an organization member doing his/her FRA selling Stick-O's, I ask...

Me: How much is that?

FRA: Three for five.

Me: β‚±3 for 5 pieces?

They chuckle in shame. They then correct me:

FRA: No, 3 pieces for β‚±5 pesos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francis_0000a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Dad helped with accounting homework

I was doing some accounting homework when...

Me: What is the acid test ratio?

Dad: States what the acid test ratio is.

Me: Thanks, I should have known that.

Dad: it's okay it's not basic knowledge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RescueDolphin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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