If I had to rate our solar system...
π︎ 97
π
︎ Dec 16 2020
Apparently Florida has the highest rate of infidelity in the country...
It's an unfortunate state of affairs.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 23 2020
Which part of Russia has the highest jailing rate?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Nov 19 2020
Rate my pun please (IG @the.punpage)
π︎ 81
π
︎ Jul 07 2020
Full of Ο-rates
π︎ 367
π
︎ May 07 2020
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, βYouβre an 8 on a scale of 10.β
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
π︎ 14
π
︎ Sep 15 2020
My wife said on a scale of 1 to 10, she rates me an 11
I was so happy but then she told me it was a pH scale because Iβm basic as hell.
π︎ 41
π
︎ Jul 27 2020
Pie rate
π︎ 19
π
︎ Jul 24 2020
Pie rates of the Caribbean
π︎ 154
π
︎ Jun 05 2020
Pie rates
π︎ 205
π
︎ Mar 24 2020
Why do tennis players have a high divorce rate?
Love means nothing to them
π︎ 21
π
︎ May 28 2020
The mods have a new way of improving the jokes we submit. They now add smell to all the jokes and rate them according to their odour. One mod adds some floral funniness, another tweaks them with sweet smile appeal and a third makes sure they contain a few obnoxious puns.
From now on no joke will be published without their scents of humour.
π︎ 14
π
︎ Jul 14 2020
New report indicates widespread overheating at an alarming rate, mainly in stadiums
Must be the lack of fans.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Jul 02 2020
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jul 13 2020
Why did the second-rate toy plastic brick maker become obsessed?
Because he just couldnβt Lego.
π︎ 18
π
︎ Apr 23 2020
Pi-rate this pun out of 10.
π︎ 5k
π
︎ Dec 31 2018
Seeing such high unemployment rate, I thought of making a joke about unemployed people
but none of them worked...
π︎ 7
π
︎ Mar 23 2020
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
π︎ 8k
π
︎ Jan 25 2019
The going rate is now 18% you Jerks!
π︎ 59
π
︎ Jan 28 2020
It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world
It's because they wash their Hans
π︎ 11
π
︎ Mar 16 2020
Turns out that the coronavirus is set to cost the world 2.5% of the global GDP if it continues at the rate it's going.
It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.
π︎ 9
π
︎ Feb 28 2020
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
π︎ 204
π
︎ Oct 11 2019
Today has been a great day so far. I rate it 10/10
π︎ 9
π
︎ Oct 10 2019
My watch can call people, record my heart rate and even help me with my math
I have such a smart watch
π︎ 2
π
︎ Feb 20 2020
My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...
π︎ 14
π
︎ Oct 21 2019
A music project in the ghetto taught a lot of youngsters to play string instruments. The crime rate dropped significantly.
But now they have a lot of violins
π︎ 10
π
︎ Dec 28 2019
Iβd rate this galaxy one star
π︎ 5
π
︎ Oct 23 2019
1st rate date
π︎ 272
π
︎ Sep 05 2018
I rate this 1 star
π︎ 51
π
︎ Apr 24 2019
Someone asked me to rate this galaxy
π︎ 8
π
︎ Oct 23 2019
On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate today
π︎ 12
π
︎ Oct 11 2019
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
Itβs capital has been Dublin every year.
π︎ 103
π
︎ Feb 12 2019
Penn's mother's sister had a pie shop. The menu was simply called "The pie rates of Penn's aunt."
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 31 2019
3.14% of sailors are Pi rates
π︎ 190
π
︎ Oct 25 2018
How do I rate my new car?
π︎ 2
π
︎ Oct 28 2019
If I had to rate the Solar System
π︎ 76
π
︎ Feb 14 2020
If I had to rate our solar system
π︎ 405
π
︎ Dec 18 2019
If I had to rate our solar system.
π︎ 368
π
︎ Nov 30 2019
If I had to rate our solar system,
π︎ 126
π
︎ Dec 20 2019
I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, βYouβre an 8 on a scale of 10.β
I still donβt get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
π︎ 265
π
︎ Sep 16 2019
If I had to rate the solar system
π︎ 29
π
︎ Feb 10 2020
If I had to rate the solar system...
π︎ 9
π
︎ Dec 28 2019
If I had to rate our solar system
I would give it one star
(r/physicsmemes)
π︎ 15
π
︎ Dec 02 2019
I asked my friend to rate my listening skills and he said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10"
Really don't understand why he told me to urinate on a skeleton.
π︎ 45
π
︎ Jul 18 2019
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Oct 31 2019
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Nov 07 2019
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
π︎ 103
π
︎ Jan 22 2019
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