If statistics state that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...

does that mean 1 enjoys it?


EDIT: Ha! I'm glad to see I was right about this joke! It was actually in one of my latest youtube videos and I even referenced /r/dadjokes. Apparently I was spot on!

Here's the link if you want to see it: http://youtu.be/9o0giMlJHMc?t=1m40s

(Warning: it's Call of Duty)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Budd_Manlove
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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That glorious eye roll...

"What's the MLS team in LA?" Me: "LA Galaxy?" "Yeah, but what were they before that?" Me: "I think they were the LA iPhones"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggieLomein
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Chemistry dad joke

So, you take a beaker and fill it with 1000 ml of water. You then stuff purple Easter marshmallow treats into the beaker until it is completely full of peeps. What do you have?

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A purple peep liter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgefactor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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