Mlm Puns

A list of puns related to "Mlm"

The pharaoh promised workers they would be rich if they bought into his MLM construction plan.

It was the very first pyramid scheme.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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What does Santa give to people who try to recruit their friends into their MLMs?

Jojoba oil

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👤︎ u/McEzz
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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