My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16
🚨︎ report
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickfingersjr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19
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A peasant's wife told him to go get milk for the baby. Dutifully, he went to the market with the baby and brought home a hefty jug of milk. "You've forgotten the baby!" she exclaimed.

"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11
🚨︎ report
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10
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I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..

.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27
🚨︎ report
Market research.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
🚨︎ report
Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.

Well, finders kippers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilackan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23
🚨︎ report
There's a new edible horn on the market.

The Snaxophone.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16
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The stock market is confusing for me but

It makes cents for someone else

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrdangwangpang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03
🚨︎ report
I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.

I was disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26
🚨︎ report
We went to a new market today for the first time. Dad was very impressed.

He said, β€œYou’re telling me a flea runs this market?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMikeLeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
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My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn't trust the employees there.

They seemed a little fishy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftninja7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
🚨︎ report
Had some friends over and they were telling me they are in the market for a new telescope...

I told them β€œ be carful telescope salesmen can see you coming a mile away!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfBakedPotato84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18
🚨︎ report
Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/falafel_hotdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
🚨︎ report
It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market

They just lost their Focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinpineapplepin
πŸ“…︎ May 31
🚨︎ report
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyPotato21
πŸ“…︎ May 27
🚨︎ report
Corona is taking "viral marketing" too literally

The new campaign is a killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30
🚨︎ report
Gonna brew and market my own beer, and call it β€œResponsibly.”

Advertising slogan will be a doddle: β€œPlease drink Responsibly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30
🚨︎ report
Dubstep keeps playing at the fisher’s market.

Honestly, people need to stop dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 24
🚨︎ report
With market going into recession

Is it crude to make oil jokes now ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruh-sick
πŸ“…︎ May 23
🚨︎ report
β€ͺWhat’s the most effective marketing strategy to sell audio books?‬

Word of mouth‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 06
🚨︎ report
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins

I think they called them airpods

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HJMW08
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Beefed up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
🚨︎ report
If you are feeling lonely during the lockdown, try buying a few shares from the financial market.

Then you’ll have a little bit of company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
🚨︎ report
I’m ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market

This is going to make a killing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjpunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...

I'm a steak-holder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
🚨︎ report
May the sales force be with you.

Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13
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I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.

They all say the product is remarkable.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibs4353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
🚨︎ report
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.

At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
🚨︎ report
I just asked my dad to give me a crash course on the stock market

He said, β€œWell it’s crashing on course right now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KugelBlitzSparks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
🚨︎ report
Oh Dusty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/galacticgoosebump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Found at a local World Market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamderber
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
🚨︎ report
So My Cat....

So My Cat Had A Bug In Him And I Asked Him Where He Got It And He Said The Flea Market!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16
🚨︎ report
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28
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Somebody should market a beer called β€œOccasionally”.

So when asked, I can say, β€œI only drink occasionally”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
🚨︎ report
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ass-with-class
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
🚨︎ report
Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..

... Mainly Spread markets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
🚨︎ report
What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSRshiku
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
🚨︎ report
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?

A "Brown Market?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
🚨︎ report
The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song

#BUYBUYBUY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
🚨︎ report
Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!

Thyme is money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market

I should have bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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The stock market probably do better in the winter...

More people have colds = more people eating soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dontb3jelous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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