My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
A peasant's wife told him to go get milk for the baby. Dutifully, he went to the market with the baby and brought home a hefty jug of milk. "You've forgotten the baby!" she exclaimed.
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
Why does the Dalai Lama love to play the stock market?
I just wish, that I had made early investments in hand sanitizer, on the Stock Markets..
.. Somebody, somewhere, is rubbing their hands together.
Today, I asked who left their cold-smoked herrings on the ground at the market but no one answered.
There's a new edible horn on the market.
The stock market is confusing for me but
It makes cents for someone else
I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.
I was disturbing the peas.
We went to a new market today for the first time. Dad was very impressed.
He said, “You’re telling me a flea runs this market?!”
My wife and I went down to the seafood market, but I didn't trust the employees there.
They seemed a little fishy.
Had some friends over and they were telling me they are in the market for a new telescope...
I told them “ be carful telescope salesmen can see you coming a mile away!”
Coronavirus having a devastating impact on the stock market
It makes sense that Ford is struggling in the US market
They just lost their Focus
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
Corona is taking "viral marketing" too literally
The new campaign is a killer
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?
Gonna brew and market my own beer, and call it “Responsibly.”
Advertising slogan will be a doddle: “Please drink Responsibly.”
Dubstep keeps playing at the fisher’s market.
Honestly, people need to stop dropping the bass.
With market going into recession
Is it crude to make oil jokes now ?
What’s the most effective marketing strategy to sell audio books?
I heard Apple are trying to seize the market on immaterial groups of dolphins
I think they called them airpods
If you are feeling lonely during the lockdown, try buying a few shares from the financial market.
Then you’ll have a little bit of company.
I’m ready to bring my injectable coronavirus cleansers and gamma-ray beds to market
This is going to make a killing
I just invested in a company that will pay me to keep t-bones and rib-eyes in my freezer to sell when the market improves...
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
I've been in the market for a new whiteboard, but I don't think I can trust the online reviews.
They all say the product is remarkable.
My local meat market is offering Wookie meat
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.
I can’t see it taking off.
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
I just asked my dad to give me a crash course on the stock market
He said, “Well it’s crashing on course right now.”
Found at a local World Market
So My Cat....
So My Cat Had A Bug In Him And I Asked Him Where He Got It And He Said The Flea Market!
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
Stock markets plunge over Coronavirus fears, some portfolios hit more than others..
... Mainly Spread markets.
What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?
Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?
The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song
Hydroponic herb growers are the next big thing in the stock market!
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
The stock market probably do better in the winter...
More people have colds = more people eating soup.