Decibel Puns

A list of puns related to "Decibel"

Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel

You can only use a low ha

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👤︎ u/Da_Brootalz
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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I've been writing a series of books about decibels...

I'm currently on volume 5

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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If you’re trying to get your point across about something, try adjusting the decibel level of your voice up and down while talking.

It will speak volumes to people.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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At Thanksgiving dinner with 8 kids under the age of 7, I made a joke about inventing a reverse hearing aid that tunes out children decibels.

It fell on deaf ears

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👤︎ u/borntobemild-
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”

That spoke volumes.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...

Now you can only use a low ha

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👤︎ u/thedudenamedjay
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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