A handshake
I wanna crush 40 robots.
He’s a sucker for rings...
Because he's gotta go fast
and that I have to go fast
The workplace was a No-Fly Zone.
Tickets are going fast.
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
But I’m guessing they were hopped up on speed
Intermittent fasting.
So speed is key
Wouldn't it be so nice if Sonic added an E to its name?
So I was in Sonic last night, since I was in the mood for a shake, and I'm sure y'all know that when you're ready to order, you push a red button then wait for the person to take your order via speaker. Well, after a few minutes, a guy came to the speaker and said "welcome to Sonic, sorry for the wait" to which I responded by saying "Weight? What? I'm not fat" then I bursted out laughing while the attendant let out an audible groan. In my mind, I said "victory is mine!"
Ordered two frozen drinks at Sonic, go to swipe my card and the card-reader is out of order. Girlfriend asks if I have any cash, so I open the ash compartment in my car and pull out a 5 dollar bill.
"I didn't even know you kept money in there!"
"Well you aren't supposed to know about it, just like any good slush fund."
He's gotta go fast
