Please practise safe aural sex.
You don't want hearing aids.
I told a dad joke in a dream last night.
Someone was taking about their oral and aural studies. I said, "We don't listen when you talk about that." I woke myself up laughing.
I know a woman who has a fetish for audio engineers.
She's obsessed with aural sex.
Teacher mentioned specialist who would massage one's aura in a lecture on holistic medicine...
..."I could really go for an aural massage right now" I said.
I didn't realize I'd spoken aloud until I felt everyone silently staring at me.
