Please practise safe aural sex.

You don't want hearing aids.

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👤︎ u/Kimenon001
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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More like Aural B
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📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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I told a dad joke in a dream last night.

Someone was taking about their oral and aural studies. I said, "We don't listen when you talk about that." I woke myself up laughing.

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👤︎ u/Perrin42
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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Teacher mentioned specialist who would massage one's aura in a lecture on holistic medicine...

..."I could really go for an aural massage right now" I said.

I didn't realize I'd spoken aloud until I felt everyone silently staring at me.

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👤︎ u/djtossaway
📅︎ Jan 09 2017
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