A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert

In fact, he nearly rectum

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📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?

It hertz your eardrums

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📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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My wife got me with a good Krakatoa dad joke

We were talking about the eruption of Krakatoa. I was going on about how the sound circled the earth 4 times, and how it was so loud it burst the eardrums of sailors 40 miles away. Without missing a beat my wife said "Krakatoa? More like Krakaneara".

She's got better dad jokes than me, I'm failing my daughters.

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📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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