What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?

A Thor foot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Silverslade1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2021
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Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.

Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.

"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.

"Yeah? What?" She responded.

"Was that you?" I called back.

After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"

I could not stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tnotm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12 2021
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Baloo Thunder.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2021
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I heard thunder nearby, so I ran around and turned on all the lights.

When kids asked me why, I said "where's there's thunder, there's lighting!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/godiesomewhere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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Greys of Thunder.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesome_smokey
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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If the God of Thunder was actually the God of Melting Ice...

... Would he be called Thaw?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/505UsernameNotFound
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1273_time
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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What comes before thunder and knows its manners?

A polightning

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaze_no_saga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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The God of Thunder went into real estate.

He's quite the realthor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?

Thor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2019
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Why did the god of thunder drink water?

Because he was thorsty.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WafflesGaming
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2018
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I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2019
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Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2019
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What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?

He had a Thor Thumb.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2018
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There’s this song about thunder on the radio

It’s taking the world by storm! (Help me)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toby1kenobi94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2018
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The god of thunder got hit by a truck

He must be Mighty Thor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRainstormer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2018
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What did the thunder god have a lot of during puberty?

Thormones

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hgrossmann21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2018
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How can you tell when the God of Thunder has been doing Addition?

It's easy: it stands out like a Thor Sum.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kuhnaydeein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2015
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What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?

A Thor foot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Silverslade1
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