Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
What kind of pants do storm clouds have
What did the cloud get for finishing in fourth place?
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...
I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
You know what a fight between Cloud Strife and Hero is Smash is called...
What do clouds wear underneath their pants?
Thunderwear... With a silver lining
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
What does a heavy rain cloud wear underneath?
Just had an argument with a cloud.
We came to a thunderstanding.
The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.
"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.
What does that cloud look like to you, son?
It looks like rain to me.
I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...
I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.
I never get jokes about low flying clouds.
There's always something I've mist.
What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?
His parents gave him an airful.
Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...
...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.
What kind of shorts do clouds put on?
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?
What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
Did you hear the one about the cloud?
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...
"Don't forget to tip your server."
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
I don't like clouds...
They're always throwing shade.
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
It was feeling mis-thunder-stood
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
Why do clouds look like farts?
Because they're in the ass-mosphere
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?
”You get a precipitation trophy!”
As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper
I don't like jokes about clouds
They're always over my head
What do clouds wear under their pants?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
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