What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?

A Thor foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverslade1
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his lip during an intense workout?

I'm Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.

Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.

"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.

"Yeah? What?" She responded.

"Was that you?" I called back.

After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"

I could not stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnotm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Baloo Thunder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I heard thunder nearby, so I ran around and turned on all the lights.

When kids asked me why, I said "where's there's thunder, there's lighting!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/godiesomewhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Greys of Thunder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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There was a guy named Allen Thunder, he had a son Ben

What's special about Ben?

Well, just borrow his truck... now you have Ben Thunder's truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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If the God of Thunder was actually the God of Melting Ice...

... Would he be called Thaw?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What comes before thunder and knows its manners?

A polightning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaze_no_saga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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The God of Thunder went into real estate.

He's quite the realthor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Why did the god of thunder drink water?

Because he was thorsty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WafflesGaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?

He had a Thor Thumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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There’s this song about thunder on the radio

It’s taking the world by storm! (Help me)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby1kenobi94
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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The god of thunder got hit by a truck

He must be Mighty Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRainstormer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What did the thunder god have a lot of during puberty?

Thormones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hgrossmann21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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How can you tell when the God of Thunder has been doing Addition?

It's easy: it stands out like a Thor Sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuhnaydeein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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What does the god of thunder get when he drops his hammer?

A Thor foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverslade1
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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How does the God of Thunder feel after a particularly intense workout?

Thor.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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