Houseflies are arithmetic-whizzes.
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The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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Gertrude and Heathcliff see an airplane

Red Skelton:   Heathcliff and Gertrude are flying along when all of the sudden an airplane goes whizzing by .

Gertrude says to Heathcliff, €œGood heavens! Did you see how fast that bird was going? €

Heathcliff says, €œSo what? If your tail feathers were on fire, you’d be going that fast too! €

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📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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One of my dad's favorites.

"Dad, how would you use pasteurized in a sentence?"

"The car whizzed right pasteurized."

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