Pure or purr?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
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grins in purr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
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Purr Riff A Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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It ain't easy being purr-fect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
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Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
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Purrs like a kitten
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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He's just a purr boy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guy936
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Why do cats purr all the time?

Because they're purrfectionests

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100 Paw-sitively Meow-nificent Cat Purr-ns Fur Mew to Use Whenev-fur Mew Need
  • Allow => A-meow
  • Apology => A-paw-logy
  • Appalling => A-paw-ling
  • Attitude => Cat-titude
  • Awesome => Paw-some / Claw-some
  • Awful => Claw-ful / Paw-ful
  • Because => Be-claws
  • Before => Be-fur
  • Bother => Bo-fur
  • Catastrophe => Cat-astrophe
  • Catastrophic => Cat-astrophic
  • Catch => Cat-ch
  • Clever => Claw-ver
  • Confusing => Con-fur-sing
  • Congratulations => Con-cat-ulations
  • Different => Dif-fur-rent
  • Disappearance => Disa-purr-ance
  • Familiar => Fur-miliar
  • Feeling => Feline
  • For => Fur
  • For real => Fur real
  • Forever => Fur-ever
  • Forget => Fur-get
  • Fortunate => Fur-tunate
  • Forward => Fur-ward
  • Friend => Fur-end
  • Furious => Fur-ious
  • Further => Fur-ther
  • Get or Got => Cat
  • Help me out => Help meow-t
  • History => Hiss-tory
  • Hysterical => Hiss-terical
  • Inferior => In-fur-ior
  • Kidding me => Kitten me
  • Konnichiwa => Konnichi-paw
  • Literally => Litter-ally
  • Literature => Litter-a-ture
  • Lost => Claw-st
  • Lying => Lion
  • Magnificent => Meow-nificent
  • Marvellous => Meow-velous
  • Minimum => Mew-nimum
  • Misery => Mew-sery
  • Moment => Mew-ment
  • Mountain => Meow-ntain
  • Move => Mew-v
  • Music => Mew-sic
  • Musician => Meow-sician
  • Never => Nev-fur
  • New => Mew
  • Now => Meow
  • Over => Ov-fur
  • Paper => Pay-purr
  • Pardon me => Paw-don me
  • Pause => Paws
  • Perfect => Purr-fect
  • Perhaps => Purr-haps
  • Permission => Purr-mission
  • Person => Purr-son
  • Personal => Purr-sonal
  • Persuasion => Purr-suasion
  • Places => Purr-laces
  • Please => Paw-lease
  • Portable => Paw-table
  • Positive => Paw-sitive
  • Possibility => Paw-sibility
  • Possibly => Paw-sibly
  • Precious => Purr-ecious
  • Prefer => Paw-fer
  • Preposterous => Pre-paw-sterous
  • Pretty => Purr-ty
  • Priceless => Purr-iceless
  • Prince => Purr-ince
  • Princess => Purr-incess
  • Puns => Purr-ns
  • Purpose => Purr-pose
  • Referring => Re-fur-ing
  • Respond => Res-paw-nd
  • Simple => Sim-paw-le
  • Suffer => Suf-fur
  • Superior => Su-purr-ior
  • Tale => Tail
  • Talent => Tail-ent
  • Tell => Tail
  • That’s all => Cat’s all
  • Unfortunate => Un-fur-tunate
  • Very => Furry
  • Whenever => Whene-fur
  • Wonderful => Won-fur-ful
  • You => Mew
  • Apologize => A-paw-logize
  • First => Furr-st
  • How are you? => Meow are mew?
  • Morning => Meowrning
  • Phon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
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why is life hard for the kittens who make the most adorable noises

they are subject to constant purr-so-cuteion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call formal wear made for satisfied mafia cats?

Criminal purr-suits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SophieJiffy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Look! A bobcat!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HogHank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My cat came up to me and meowed imploringly then started massaging my leg with its paws...

My cat kneads me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What's a cat's favourite colour?

Purr-ple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Why are cats the best salesmen?

They’re very purr-suasive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondmemebond
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?

An Im-purr-ial pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprinbok-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What’s a cat’s favorite vegetable

As-purr-agus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastBroFrenzyMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a crime committed by a cat?

A feline-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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Trying to fall asleep a few nights ago, I asked my wife, "If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?"

She said, "Cats. They check all my boxes." We let that sink in before we both started laughing.

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The ultimate pun
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The pun heard 'round the world.
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After a lot of tries, I finally taught my cat to fetch the newspaper.

You know what they say, practice makes purr fetch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purr-fect for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why do cats farts smell good?

They're Purr-Fumes

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well played, me, well played
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomPancake13
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Where do cats go when they die?

Purr-gatory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redbanditttttttt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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How do you measure a cat’s running speed?

In miles purr hour

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One time my cat chased down a drone and brought it to me. The drone's owner accused me of theft. In my defense, I said it wasn't stolen...

...it was purr-chased

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you call a broke cat?

Purr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDankestOme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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My cat keeps eating my food.

I guess she thinks she's a purr-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings0fIcarus
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Where do cats go on vacation?

Meowi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
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I chased this guy wearing a sexy tuxedo made of cat fur

It was a hot purr suit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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Dadjoked girlfriend's cat

Cat always gets in bed with us at night. Walks and purrs and paws at us. Last night he jumped up on the bed, walked onto my chest and I immediately said, "Leo, do you knead something?" ...and he did

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Lady at the store told me her cat has very brittle bones.

I asked "Is that called osteo-purr-osis?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datasinc
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The cat knocked a cup off the table.

I think she did it on purr paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bleepblopper
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What do you call a cat in a nice leather jacket?

Purr-suede-ing.

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"How do you say 'my birthday is' in Spanish?

I have a fairly strict rule about only speaking in Spanish in my class, especially when asking "ΒΏCΓ³mo se dice?" or "How do you say?" So, when a student asked me in English, "How do you say 'my birthday' in Spanish?" I responded:

"With my lungs, larynx, lips, tongue, and teeth."

The class blinked for two seconds before groaning in unison. She then asked the question, correctly, en espaΓ±ol. But, I think I now understand why cats purr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
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Are cats rich?

No, most are purr

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If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?

Purr-gatory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kynandra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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If all dogs go to heaven

Then do cats go to purr-gatory?

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