I named my hard drive "dat ass"

So once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My friend says he’ll need a new hard drive since he is lacking space.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kondomkalle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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It took me a while to understand why it is hard to drive in the snow,

but now icy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...

Because Adams make up everything!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?

Because it was a terror-byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1aurung1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Yes I know what a hard drive is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUUNsixteen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive

Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why are wooden hard drives so bad?

They're all bark and no byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uix62
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How much information can a skeleton fit into his hard drive?

One terror-byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I heard Juvenile's next album will not be released because his studio's hard drive crashed...

Perhaps he should've backed that thing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.

The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solaw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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A Hard Drive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznednacni
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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As we approached the speaker in the Starbucks drive-thru, my wife was having a hard time deciding what she wanted.

I told her to chai harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blumer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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The person running the drive-thru was a bit hard of hearing...

We were getting some food from Panda Express, and the lady kept getting our orders horribly wrong. After we finally pulled up to the window, my dad turned to me and said:

"Trying to order food from here is PANDA-monium!"

I just facepalmed while he cracked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicOaky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2014
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What do you call a dinosaur that drives too fast? (punned my 5 year old, hard)

A velocity raptor.

What happens when he loses control?

He T-Rex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterWinchester
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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I hate hard drives...

...they byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prens27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I heard Juvenile's next album is not going to be released because his studio's hard drive crashed...

I guess he should have backed that thing up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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