Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
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Does a giga byte?

Not if you pet it nicely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What do you call 1000 laughing mega bytes?

A gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkMaldova227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2018
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Computer bytes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzacat779
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Byte or bite
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonesmalone3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Bee careful. One of them bytes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubic-Zirconia
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Just a couple of bytes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Devil_666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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That whole email scandal really came back to byte Hillary in the ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodoo_gumdrop
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How much is 1/8th of a byte?

Just a bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I hired a rabid dog as my tech support -- but I had to fire him because he took too many bytes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLe99
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Did you see where the computer hacker went?

I dunno, he ransomware.

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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodOldDragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason-29
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?

No because they haven't had a gig yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MxRisky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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How do computers eat?

One byte at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user_potat0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Beware of angry computers.

They byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I told my teacher that my dog ate my online homework...

... He took a couple bytes of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegAcyCoolBro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.

My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosDragoon89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickl444
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Heres a bit of advice for you all

Advi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuspectedAphid
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?

Because it's all bark and no byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameOnTheWay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Why was the gigabyte so full?

Because he had too many mega bytes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/False17
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call 8 hobbits?

One hobbyte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miss_Saraswati
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Did you hear about the virtual pet dog?

All byte, no bark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?

I don’t know, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THE1FIREHAWK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.

It was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTXCI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What do programmers do when they're hungry?

They grab a byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jurica1306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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How do you eat a computer?

Bit by bit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mithrandir2k16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today

I couldn't get a single byte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I used to be in a band called 1023mb

we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere

*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deant_b01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.

When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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My dog ate my computer science homework

It took him a couple of bytes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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