Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RealTheAsh
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Does a giga byte?

Not if you pet it nicely

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
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What do you call 1000 laughing mega bytes?

A gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DarkMaldova227
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses10960
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Computer bytes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pizzacat779
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Byte or bite
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bonesmalone3
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Bee careful. One of them bytes.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cubic-Zirconia
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Just a couple of bytes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucky_Devil_666
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That whole email scandal really came back to byte Hillary in the ass.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/doodoo_gumdrop
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How much is 1/8th of a byte?

Just a bit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dinhmatt
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I hired a rabid dog as my tech support -- but I had to fire him because he took too many bytes.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLe99
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Did you see where the computer hacker went?

I dunno, he ransomware.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
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PA + PN + LA + LN

Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoodOldDragon
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How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jason-29
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Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?

No because they haven't had a gig yet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MxRisky
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How do computers eat?

One byte at a time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/user_potat0
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Beware of angry computers.

They byte.

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The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I told my teacher that my dog ate my online homework...

... He took a couple bytes of it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegAcyCoolBro
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There's a band called 999MB.

they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ineedapapaya
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Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.

My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChaosDragoon89
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nickl444
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Heres a bit of advice for you all

Advi

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brosthetic
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuspectedAphid
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Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?

Because it's all bark and no byte.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GameOnTheWay
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Why was the gigabyte so full?

Because he had too many mega bytes!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/False17
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What do you call 8 hobbits?

One hobbyte!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miss_Saraswati
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11 2020
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Did you hear about the virtual pet dog?

All byte, no bark

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainAmerilard
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Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?

I don’t know, he ransomware

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE1FIREHAWK
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My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2019
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReviveTheCronut
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I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.

It was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CTXCI
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What do programmers do when they're hungry?

They grab a byte

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jurica1306
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How do you eat a computer?

Bit by bit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mithrandir2k16
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"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"

"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today

I couldn't get a single byte

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiamondChocobos
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I used to be in a band called 1023mb

we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere

*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akjohnston87
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Edits: Thanks for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deant_b01
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The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viky_boy
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ENJOYblet
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MacItaly
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I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.

When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2020
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My dog ate my computer science homework

It took him a couple of bytes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patmcheese
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't had a gig yet.

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