Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.
That's alot of information to swallow.
What do you call 1000 laughing mega bytes?
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Bee careful. One of them bytes.
The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.
It probably ran on Python
Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit
That whole email scandal really came back to byte Hillary in the ass.
How much is 1/8th of a byte?
I hired a rabid dog as my tech support -- but I had to fire him because he took too many bytes.
Did you see where the computer hacker went?
PA + PN + LA + LN
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Beware of angry computers.
I told my teacher that my dog ate my online homework...
... He took a couple bytes of it
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
Every summer I get bit by one thousand and twenty four bugs.
My wife told me to get over it cause it was just one byte.
I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
Heres a bit of advice for you all
I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.
We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.
Why is a wooden USB stick worthless?
Because it's all bark and no byte.
Why was the gigabyte so full?
Because he had too many mega bytes!
What do you call 8 hobbits?
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?
I don’t know, he ransomware
Did you hear about the virtual pet dog?
I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.
It was a trip down memory lane.
How do you eat a computer?
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
What do programmers do when they're hungry?
"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
The food bar at the internet cafe was sold out today
I couldn't get a single byte
I used to be in a band called 1023mb
we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere
*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte. And then everything crashed.
Edits: Thanks for all the awards!
The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?
The haven't had any gigs yet
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.
When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."
My dog ate my computer science homework
It took him a couple of bytes
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't had a gig yet.
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