12 Hilarious 7up Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of sprite from the grocery store.

I realised when I got home I picked 7up.

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👤︎ u/RexThunderhorn

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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👤︎ u/chungus_wungus

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I just went to the shop to pick up eight cans of Sprite,

But when I got home I realised I’d only picked 7Up.

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👤︎ u/kas348

📅︎ Jun 03 2020

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I work at a grocery store and I accidentally dropped one of the eight cases of soda I was supposed to stock on the top shelf

At least I got 7up

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👤︎ u/ohitsgoin

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?

He burped 7up.

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👤︎ u/coot32

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.

Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 28 2017

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My wife sent me down the shop to get 8 cans of sprite...

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up.

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👤︎ u/26326312

📅︎ May 21 2019

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Went to buy six cans of Sprite before...

But accidentally picked 7up

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👤︎ u/aburger93

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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I went to the store to get 8 cans of Sprite....

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Oct 08 2019

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I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...

When I got home I realised I had picked 7up

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👤︎ u/stainesymojo

📅︎ May 19 2016

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Went this morning to pick up 6 cans of Sprite

But I accidentally picked 7up

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👤︎ u/photosynthesis0

📅︎ Sep 11 2019

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Went to the store the other day...

To pick up 6 cans of sprite, when I got home I realized that I picked 7up...

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👤︎ u/AceFitz

📅︎ Jul 04 2014

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