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7up Puns

A list of puns related to "7up"

My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of sprite from the grocery store.

I realised when I got home I picked 7up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/RexThunderhorn
šŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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You know what happened to the guy who chugged 8 Pepsis at once?

...He burped 7 up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chungus_wungus
šŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I just went to the shop to pick up eight cans of Sprite,

But when I got home I realised Iā€™d only picked 7Up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/kas348
šŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I work at a grocery store and I accidentally dropped one of the eight cases of soda I was supposed to stock on the top shelf

At least I got 7up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ohitsgoin
šŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that drank 10 cans of soda?

He burped 7up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/coot32
šŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.

Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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My wife sent me down the shop to get 8 cans of sprite...

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/26326312
šŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Went to buy six cans of Sprite before...

But accidentally picked 7up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/aburger93
šŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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I went to the store to get 8 cans of Sprite....

But when I got home I realised I'd only picked 7up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/B-man44
šŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...

When I got home I realised I had picked 7up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/stainesymojo
šŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Went this morning to pick up 6 cans of Sprite

But I accidentally picked 7up

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/photosynthesis0
šŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Went to the store the other day...

To pick up 6 cans of sprite, when I got home I realized that I picked 7up...

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/AceFitz
šŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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