Son: Dad, in math, does the word product mean to use addition?

Dad: No son, I think you need sum vocabulary lessons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.

I just want to make a difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Foiled it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rvghteous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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"Dad, can you do my math homework for me?"

"No son, it wouldn't be right."

"Well, at least you could try."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Problems

There’s definitely a sigma for sum with a series math addition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felixswan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Got any math pun about drugs ....

I would think of one but things just aren't adding up in my head.

Okay there is my terrible attempt , but having a small contest at my office involving being drug free. We are a math department so math involved in the pun would be a huge plus. (See what I did there), thanks guys any suggestions would be a great addition to mine .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMeow806
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