Subtraction, addition, multiplication, and
The next song is all about subtractions....
I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
I don't get the difference.
If anyone’s got a joke about subtraction take it away
My friend said I'm bad at subtraction
I don't know what to take away from that
A new restaurant has opened near me called 'Subtraction'
so i was trying to solve a confusing subtraction problem
but nothing seemed to add up
There’s something about subtraction
That just isn’t adding up for me
The mathematician finally solved the Unsolvable Subtraction Problem theorem. All the other mathematicians could carry on with their work because of it.
He really made a difference.
This song is called subtraction
Ladies and gentlemen, my next song is entitled 'Subtraction'.
I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"
There's so many bad puns on this sub' it's making me just feel numb, and don't talk about the math ones..
..they make me feel even number.
I couldn’t figure out why my checkbook wouldn’t balance. It turns out I was adding instead of subtracting.
And that made all the difference.
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
My son finally gets how to subtract!
I am really grateful to my math teacher in elementary school who taught us how to subtract numbers.
She really encouraged us to make a difference.
All I do in my statistics class is subtract the average number from data sets.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once, because after that you wouldn't be subtracting from 100 anymore.
I wasn’t gonna subtract any numbers today but they’re already there
Sex is a lot like maths...
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
How do cows add and subtract?
How to make a seven even without doing any mathematical equations
What do you call a person of colour?
Indivisible (X-post MURICA)
I was never really good at maths.....
There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
If I had 2 kids, I would name one adam...
and the other one Subtract'em.
Three old men were at the doctor’s for a memory test.
The doctor asked the first old man “What is two times two?”
“194,” came the reply.
The doctor turned to the second old man. “What is two times two?”
“Thursday,” replied the second old man.
Finally the doctor addressed the third old man. “What is two times two?”
“Four,” came the reply.
“That’s great,” said the doctor. “How did you get that?”
“Simple,” said the third old man. “I subtracted 194 from Thursday!”
Math
Someone once tweeted that she was "nonplussed" by the goings-on at a convention.
I asked if she was going to subtract herself from the event.
She didn't laugh. I did.
Pro tip for the kitchen. If you're out of onions and you really need one...
Just take your opinion and subtract 3.14.
Me: "Hey Dad, can I get an Xbox One?"
Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"
What did the math teacher say as he left the classroom?
"See you later, calculator."
Come home after sitting my exam and see my dad poke his head out from the kitchen.
"So how did your maths exam go? Did it all add up?"
It bothers my ADD
I tell my students to stay in their seats during lessons because my ADD makes me lose focus mid-sentence if they get up.
They ask "Mr El_Guapazo, do you have ADD?"
"Yep, I also have subtraction, division, and multiplication."
My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
I don't get the difference.
This next song is about subtraction...
Choose a number between 1 and 10. Now multiply it by 2, add 3, and subtract 7. Close your eyes.
All I did in my statistics class was subtract the average from a bunch of data points.
Sex is like math
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
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