Minus Sign Puns

A list of puns related to "Minus Sign"

What do get if you cross Sadé with a minus sign?

A smooth operator (smoooooth opperrateerer)

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👤︎ u/Boris-Bollockov
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Today, I'd like to give thanks to the minus sign

Thanks for making a difference

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👤︎ u/DisgruntledChild
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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Once upon a time in numberland, a three-person race was held

In it took part the Minus sign, and the numbers zero and -2. All three ended the race at precisely the same time.

-2, Minus Won; 0 Won Too.

(Reddit, I am counting on you to make this stupid joke popular!)

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👤︎ u/keychainoi
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Do you want to know how YOU can make a difference?

Add a minus sign.

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👤︎ u/PM_ME_YOGA_PANTS_ASS
📅︎ Mar 01 2018
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Proud dad

Driving my daughter to school this morning, we passed a company with a big sign that said Plus Consulting. I said, "I wonder why they don't consult on minuses." My daughter said, "because they're too negative." Hearty dad laughing commenced and she beamed with pride.

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👤︎ u/Davy_Dee
📅︎ Apr 30 2015
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