A list of puns related to "Minus Sign"

What do get if you cross SadΓ© with a minus sign?

A smooth operator (smoooooth opperrateerer)

Today, I'd like to give thanks to the minus sign

Thanks for making a difference

Once upon a time in numberland, a three-person race was held

In it took part the Minus sign, and the numbers zero and -2. All three ended the race at precisely the same time.

-2, Minus Won; 0 Won Too.

(Reddit, I am counting on you to make this stupid joke popular!)

Do you want to know how YOU can make a difference?

Add a minus sign.

Proud dad

Driving my daughter to school this morning, we passed a company with a big sign that said Plus Consulting. I said, "I wonder why they don't consult on minuses." My daughter said, "because they're too negative." Hearty dad laughing commenced and she beamed with pride.

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