Why are numbers below 0 always sad

Because everything around them is negative

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superfan20001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I actually lived a dad joke. (Details below)

I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I don’t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, β€œHey, don’t try to start anything in here”

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Half the people you know are below average.

I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.

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I was cooking burgers with my friend Nicky when I flipped one up high and hit him with it, just below the chin...

It was a Nick neck patty whack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prexzan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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woah, look out below, it's an avaranche
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πŸ‘€︎ u/boi_heavy
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Found this post and I just can't stop laughing (LINK BELOW)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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After an argument, my cooking instructor wants me to stew goose feathers gently below or just at the boiling point...

She wants me to simmer down!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I'll do anything for a below waist transplant

This is a new low to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Constant__Pain
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Found below an image of estrogen pills. Wow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EchoSergal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Below the waste...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrewsTravelers365
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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How do you keep a Redditor busy? Just see the post below.

How do you keep a Redditor busy? Just see the title above.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Pun game is strong at Five Below
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a below average subreddit?

Subpar

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurn_Worf
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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"Just take the prisoners below." the warden condescended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoth3y
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Below-knee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogbi11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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My girlfriend just asked me what state was below Tennessee...

Nine-esse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justhereforgw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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At a formal event, roll your tie up into a little bundle just below the knot.

 

 

Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"

 

After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"

 

...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).

 

now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakjaklivs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Geographical puns are below me.

There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.

Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remixclashes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerySmallEel
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call a bird that is below average?

A subparrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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It’s weird how direct sunlight heats up my car while the air outside is well below freezing.

The sun must be some kind of space heater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00Steven_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Comment with any new puns below
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eelsnstuff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Bob got into a horrible accident and had to have his legs amputated below the ankles.

The suffered the agony of de-feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobraPony67
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Above knee. Below bologna.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jam219
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I went to Five Below today in search of some nice deals.

It truly amazes me how they stay in business when it's always freezing there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatKidFromTarget
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What happens when a town is below sea level?

It's D level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Jibblets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I know this is old, but this is no ordinary link post... kelp me continue the sea of puns in the comments section below! collegehumor.com/upick/66…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tony_1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2012
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A teacher’s students all did below average on a test it was so D-grading
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sax-and-dreads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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What does a Mexican put below his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSpeers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Oil falls below $50 a barrel

Dad: We should sell the house and just store oil somewhere..... Then again that'd be a rather crude way to live!

He then began chuckling to himself for 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroHaze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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So I saw this tweet, and the image below was all I could think about... imgur.com/wKAwf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeyeline_215
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2012
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What do you call a hoagie that tastes below average?

Sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1111Steve1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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3 degrees below zero.

Zero Ph.D. M.D. B.Sc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarycloud
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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See joke below

Joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclematthegreat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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