What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
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︎ Aug 23 2020
A guide on how to fall down the stairs
Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?
Ooooh, my achinβ bacon!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A drum set fell down the stairs
Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.
It's quite humerus if you think about it.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
How to: fall down the stairs!
(Sorry for formatting iβm on mobile)
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 6
Step 12
Step 15
Step 22
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
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︎ Feb 03 2020
βNooooβ screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.
βWhat are you doing doing doing ...β
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Just a reminder, make sure you walk down the stairs in the morning.
If you don't, you might not have a descent day
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︎ Feb 05 2020
What did joseph do when he fell down the stairs?
He was stallin for a bit but got up eventually
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︎ Nov 25 2019
As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:
"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What happens when a cow falls down the stairs?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?
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︎ Jun 24 2019
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︎ Feb 19 2019
My brother went to his AA meeting drunk, then he tripped down the stairs.
He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I almost fell down the stairs with a basket of laundry. I said βthat was a close oneβ
My dad said βNo, that was a clothes one.β
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︎ Jan 30 2018
What happened when the mushroom fell down the stairs?
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︎ May 05 2019
My friendβs dad fell down the stairs the other day
He got up and said, βjust thought Iβd drop inβ
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︎ Jan 02 2019
Why did the man fall down the stairs?
He didn't read the step-by-step instructions
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︎ Nov 13 2018
My boy bounded down the stairs this morning, screaming, "I'm finally ten! I'm finally ten!"
He jumped in my awaiting arms and giddily gazed up at me.
I lovingly looked in to his eyes and said, "Hi finally ten! I'm dad!"
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︎ Jul 07 2017
What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con, descending.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 12:
Step 18:
Step 25:
Hospital
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︎ Jul 16 2020
How to fall down the stairs...
Step 1
Step 2
Step 5
Step 9
Step 12
Floor
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Dec 13 2019
A guide on how to fall down the stairs:
Step 1,
Step 2,
Step 3,
Step 6,
Step 12
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︎ Dec 11 2019
How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide
Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...
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︎ Jun 01 2019
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
Step 20
And that concludes my simple how-to.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 10
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︎ Dec 25 2019
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a snobish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What do you call a snobbish felon walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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︎ May 31 2019
How to fall down the stairs
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︎ Jun 01 2019
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1,
Step 2,
Step 4,
Step 7,
Step 12.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
What do you call a mean old prisoner walking down the stairs?
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︎ Mar 14 2018
How to fall down the stairs
step 1
step 2
step 5
step 9
step 11
step 14
step 19
step 23
*Results may vary
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︎ Jun 09 2017
What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What do you call a snobbish thief going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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︎ May 23 2018
What do you call a smug criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending
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