What do you call a narcissistic criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquarian9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Connor0388
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case

It's a step-by-step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?

Ooooh, my achin’ bacon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelMcJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A drum set fell down the stairs

Ba dum dum dum dum dum ow

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I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.

It's quite humerus if you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travisv36
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.

That escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?

A roll model!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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How to: fall down the stairs!

(Sorry for formatting i’m on mobile)

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4

Step 6

Step 12

Step 15

Step 22

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielpatters22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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β€œNoooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.

β€œWhat are you doing doing doing ...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulpixpix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Just a reminder, make sure you walk down the stairs in the morning.

If you don't, you might not have a descent day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaRayn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What did joseph do when he fell down the stairs?

He was stallin for a bit but got up eventually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TorracatXD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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As one grows older, one has to look on the positive in situations. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs, and I thought to myself:

"That's the fastest I've moved in years!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What happens when a cow falls down the stairs?

A milkshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-wanna-kms
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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How do you fall down the stairs, with two pitchers of Kool Aid, and still survive?

Roll with the PUNCHES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My brother went to his AA meeting drunk, then he tripped down the stairs.

He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I almost fell down the stairs with a basket of laundry. I said β€œthat was a close one”

My dad said β€œNo, that was a clothes one.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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What happened when the mushroom fell down the stairs?

He had a bad trip.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My friend’s dad fell down the stairs the other day

He got up and said, β€œjust thought I’d drop in”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_ommyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why did the man fall down the stairs?

He didn't read the step-by-step instructions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roman-app-dev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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My boy bounded down the stairs this morning, screaming, "I'm finally ten! I'm finally ten!"

He jumped in my awaiting arms and giddily gazed up at me.

I lovingly looked in to his eyes and said, "Hi finally ten! I'm dad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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What do you call a snobby criminal climbing down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cokedupbunny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Step by step guide on how to fall down the stairs.

Step 1:

Step 2:

Step 4:

Step 7:

Step 12:

Step 18:

Step 25:

Hospital

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FriedLime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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How to fall down the stairs...

Step 1

Step 2

Step 5

Step 9

Step 12

Floor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khadau
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe4645
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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How to fall down the stairs, a step by step guide

Step 1. Step2. Step 3. Step 4. Step 5. Step 6. ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BBYGRL_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandi-ela
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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How to Fall down the Stairs: A Simple How-To

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

Step 20

And that concludes my simple how-to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creightongw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 4

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Step 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flashkitty10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a snobish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/odrincrystell
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asholes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do you call a snobbish felon walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yazziey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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How to fall down the stairs

A step by step guide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 4, Step 7, Step 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cambodiansonic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call a mean old prisoner walking down the stairs?

Con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khitty
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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How to fall down the stairs

step 1

step 2

step 5

step 9

step 11

step 14

step 19

step 23

*Results may vary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BlNG_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benevolent_Sinner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a snobbish thief going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliTheGreat101
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What do you call a smug criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

😏

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