Because everything around them is negative
I’m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I don’t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, “Hey, don’t try to start anything in here”
I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.
It was a Nick neck patty whack.
She wants me to simmer down!
This is a new low to me!
How do you keep a Redditor busy? Just see the title above.
Subpar
Nine-esse
Then ask someone, "which of the 2 flaps do you think will unravel first?"
After they guess, let in unravel and go, "Its a tie!"
...continue doing this to every single person you can in the room wearing a shit eating grin the whole time, until your wife pulls you aside and tells you it's time to leave (out of embarrassment and frustration).
now you get to go back home and do Dad stuff as you please!
There's Norway I'd go Oslo that.
Ps: Sorry, I was a Lillehammer'd when I thought of this.
A subparrot.
I said, "That's deep"
The sun must be some kind of space heater.
The suffered the agony of de-feet.
It truly amazes me how they stay in business when it's always freezing there
It's D level.
Underlay! Underlay!
Dad: We should sell the house and just store oil somewhere..... Then again that'd be a rather crude way to live!
He then began chuckling to himself for 5 minutes.
Sub-par.
