A list of puns related to "Multiplier"
and I have eleven kids to prove it.
Dark, isnβt it?
Dark, wasnβt it?
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
WSA
... then you energy.
...it speaks volumes.
So Noah asked them, βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β
The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β
Why does she care what kind of toilet paper I use? I can't afford that expensive fancy stuff!
PnC
Times Square.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise⦠a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders⦠so we have to use logs."
Because theyβre adders...
A dairy product.
Math puns make me number
You matter.
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
A long time ago. Adam and Eve were the first to multiply.
You multiply them.
Multiply.
a 100 meter dash.
Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
Coz they multiply by dividing.
Math, because they teach you how to multiply
He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty
Because theyβre good at multiplying.
And I asked her how she liked her job.
Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."
Me: "I love it when everything adds up."
Dark, wasnβt it?
Dark, wasnβt it?
Dark, isnβt it?
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them,βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β
The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
... then you energy.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
Pi * Z * Z * A
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