and I have eleven kids to prove it.
Donβt mind him. He is just a product of our times.
Dark, wasnβt it?
Dark, isnβt it?
WSA
...it speaks volumes.
... then you energy.
So Noah asked them, βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β
The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β
Why does she care what kind of toilet paper I use? I can't afford that expensive fancy stuff!
Times Square.
Because theyβre adders...
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise⦠a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders⦠so we have to use logs."
A dairy product.
You matter.
Math puns make me number
Because God said to be fruit-full and multiply.
In America you can buy a square foot of bricks for around $8.50. There are 7 bricks in a square foot, meaning you are buying each brick for about a $1.21. Today one dollar is 0.75 pounds, so $1.21 is about 0.92 pounds, meaning for a full pound you can buy 1.087 bricks for about a pound. Each brick weighs 5 pounds, which means 1.087 bricks weighs 5.435 pounds. Now on the other hand you many buy 48 feathers for one dollar in America , considering that one dollar is 0.75 ponds, you could buy 64 feathers. with one pound. Each feather weighs around 0.0003 ounces, which multiplied by 64 is 0.0192 ounces , which is 0.0012 pounds. 5.435> 0.0012. There you have it a pound of bricks weighs more than a pound if feathers .
A long time ago. Adam and Eve were the first to multiply.
You multiply them.
You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply
Pi * Z * Z * A
If you have a pizza with radius 'z' & height 'a', its volume is pi*z*z*a.
Multiply.
Great! Because even doe they're coney, I'm a rabbit fan of a really bunny jokr. Sorry if it bugs you, but they make me hoppy and I hope they multiply.
I'm all ears whenever I hare one, br'ers nothing better. If I had burrowed a buck fur every one that's cotton me to chuckle I could buy a 10 carrot ring just in case my brother Jackelopes.
Shoot, I can't remember what the joke was now...
Oh well, Lettuce leaf it there, I've got to bounce over to IHOP for lunch.
Coz they multiply by dividing.
There's just something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
a 100 meter dash.
Edit: Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
Because theyβre good at multiplying.
He said he didn't but asked if she had a sister named Subtracty
And I asked her how she liked her job.
Her (paraphrased) reply: "I love it, what's great about working with numbers is that there's always a right answer."
Me: "I love it when everything adds up."
The professor was discussing a new section in math class today and told us we have to digest all the new information. I told her I couldn't because I am math intolerance. Groans where heard for miles.
Multiply
all the math teachers were pregnant at my middle school, and i remember asking my dad why.
dad: "because they like to multiply"
We were talking and joking with our instructor in class when he realized the time and decided we needed to finish our math packet. He quiets us and flops the packet on the table and says "Go forth and multiply."
Me: Is the next Super Bowl just going to be "L"? Cause that doesn't sound as cool as XLIX. It needs lots of Xs.
Dad: Maybe it'll be XxV, get it? Like X times V.
Me: Uh-huh. Wait, did the Romans even know how to multiply?
Dad: Of course they did, that's why there were so many of them!
Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."
Dark, wasnβt it?
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light ...
... then you energy.
Dark, wasnβt it?
Dark, isnβt it?
Donβt worry about him. Heβs just a product of our times.
After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.
So Noah asked them,βWhy arenβt you multiplying?β
The snakes replied, βWe canβt, weβre adders.β
...until you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared
Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared.
Then you energy, son.
