At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Did you think 2020’s done with you? Well you’re wrong!
Because next year is 2022
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
That’s the point of it!
“This is rare, I like seeing things well done.”
Me at the grill
When my ex wife and I divorced, I handed her a letter saying, “Good job. Well done.”
I wanted things to end on a positive note.
What did the tree surgeon say after a job well done
Treemendous
Unexpected dad joke from Mom... My dad was grilling pork chops today. Normally not a fan, but I decided to try a bite. It was delicious, so I turned to my dad and said, "Wow Dad! These pork chops are really well done!" From behind me, Mom quipped...
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
When I was a boy my mother used to laugh at my dream of building a car made out of spaghetti, well today I finally done it
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta
What do you call a steak cooked well-done?
A mis-steak.
What do you do to congratulate dentists on a job well done?
Give them a plaque.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
Well done jokes about meat are pretty rare
Acupuncture is a jab well done. 😎
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
A streak pun is a rare medium well done.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
