A list of puns related to "Caramelization"
Police believe he tried to top himself.
It was time for flan B.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Assaulted Caramel.
No Riesen.
A Caramel
Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.
Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).
Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:
Des puns:
Hardest
Wordes (Words)
Widest
Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)
DrivES
Dessert
Fades
Des (This)
Holidess (Happy Holidays!)
Desperate
Desision (Decision)
Decades
Desert
Destination
Dress (DrESs)
Despresso (Espresso)
Mae puns:
I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.
Thanks!
EDIT: Formatting
A Caramel
I was struck by a smooth caramel
Because he always wants Samoa.
What did one chocolate say when he saw a sexy chocolate with an almold and caramel centre?
DAAAAAIM
When Bruce Springsteen went to a Polynesian restaurant and was served blue tang baked in a delicious lightly caramelized sauce, what song did he write about it?
Dory Glaze
She and I were talking about how a certain flavor of Combos she likes is only in one store in her area:
Her: I have a hard enough time finding the sweet and salty caramel one. I have to go to a specific LOWE'S. a Lowe's!! C'mon!
Me: So...when it comes to Combos, your area certainly is Lowe in stock?
Her: ...omg you didn't...
"Hey did you know that they are covering apples in jolly ranchers now instead of caramel." "No I had no idea" "Yeah I thinks it's pretty sweet."
My fiancee knocked on to the floor at a friends house, a single slice cake we had got from Smith's; comes packaged in a small, square plastic container, and was still in the container when it hit the carpet. I still proceeded to give her a hard time saying she did it on purpose, etc. As she reached over to pick it up she accidentally dipped her shirt on to the top of a caramel covered brownie she was eating. She sat back up and noticed the caramel circle covering the nipple of her shirt, and without second thought cries, "Aww man, caramel's a bitch."
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