My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
I expect a reaction from you all.
What happens when an onion has an allergic reaction?
It breaks out in chives
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...
Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.
After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our “well, you are what you eat”
My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said “well done” and walked off.
What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?
My chemistry jokes never get a reaction
You can tell a lot about people by a dog's reaction.
If a K9 bites them they're probably bad news.
Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?
He should have no reaction to this.
Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions
I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?
I'm out of good chem puns, they stopped giving a good reaction :(
My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100°
I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop
It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy
My college-aged son tried to get a reaction out of me. He got a dadjoke instead.
My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength
"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"
(Looks around for approval from the family)
After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...
man have I made a rash decision
What’s your reaction that happens alongside fusion?
The doctor gave me advice about my allergic reaction...
He warned me not to do make any rash decisions
Whats a chemistry students reaction when he learns about alcohol?
What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?
What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?
Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans
Endothermic reactions are so cool!
Real dads reactions to Zayn leaving 1D
While in combat, military pilots have a fight and flight reaction.
Finally had the chance to use my favourite dad joke; got the ideal reaction
What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?
My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
My reaction when people say they have a swimming pool indoor…
"Why on earth would you have a swimming pool in your door?"
My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back
The incident is forever referred to as ,
"The Wrath Of Pecan"
I broke out with a rash due to an adverse reaction to something.
While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.
My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
My dad's reaction to whenever the time is 2:30 or anywhere near 2:30 for the last 24 years I've known him...
"Uhp! Time to go to the dentist."
My dad's reaction whenever he makes a joke