My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.

He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
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Dad joke reaction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I expect a reaction from you all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What happens when an onion has an allergic reaction?

It breaks out in chives

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachynabi12
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
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My wife and I were in the hospital with my 2 year old daughter who had a allergic reaction to a tomato...

Her face went red and her cheeks swelled up making her look just like a tomato.

After the nurse and my wife finished talking about her reaction, I just couldn’t help but blurt our β€œwell, you are what you eat”

My wife eye rolled, the nurse just looked at me with a deadpan face and said β€œwell done” and walked off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drahcir1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Two reactions to puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny123bravo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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The mallard reaction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What was the letter m’s reaction after finding out that m and t wouldn’t be in the alphabet together?

It felt very mt inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My chemistry jokes never get a reaction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishIntellect
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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You can tell a lot about people by a dog's reaction.

If a K9 bites them they're probably bad news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The reactions...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pizzarius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who started a nuclear reaction with donkeys?

He reached critical ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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He should have no reaction to this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirRettfordIII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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I'm out of good chem puns, they stopped giving a good reaction :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wardenboii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100Β°
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanberet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop

It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/havenlad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My college-aged son tried to get a reaction out of me. He got a dadjoke instead.

http://i.imgur.com/ZoC1DLL.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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My Dad's reaction whenever he's given a cup of tea which is understrength

"Urgh, If this was any weaker... it'd be a fortnight"

(Looks around for approval from the family)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomewhatEnglish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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After having an allergic reaction to poison ivy I decided not to get it treated...

man have I made a rash decision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfkas10
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I couldn't help it. It was a gut reaction. imgur.com/AthC084
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadosStalin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What’s your reaction that happens alongside fusion?

Confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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The doctor gave me advice about my allergic reaction...

He warned me not to do make any rash decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porsher12345
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Whats a chemistry students reaction when he learns about alcohol?

OH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burn_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do you call a candy bar that speeds up a chemical reaction?

Kit Katalyst

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What does a tortilla chip say when it’s having an allergic reaction?

Na-choo

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Plants reaction to the global warming caused by humans

Leaf us alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Endothermic reactions are so cool!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Real dads reactions to Zayn leaving 1D

Link: http://imgur.com/a/2HFoR

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While in combat, military pilots have a fight and flight reaction.

Yes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capt_McCracken
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Finally had the chance to use my favourite dad joke; got the ideal reaction

http://i.imgur.com/RsVJIte.png

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2015
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What was Reddit's reaction to stepping on a landmine?

Holy shit this blew up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtSchoolDropper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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My reaction to the Bill Nye v. Ken Ham debate last night
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My reaction when people say they have a swimming pool indoor…

"Why on earth would you have a swimming pool in your door?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My brother had a bad reaction to a nut while we were watching a Star Trek movie a while back

The incident is forever referred to as ,

"The Wrath Of Pecan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeatOfMyDrum15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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I broke out with a rash due to an adverse reaction to something.

While listing the things I ate and touched that morning to the doctor I mentioned I had a piece of a pineapple upside-down cake; my dad who was in the room with me chuckled and said to the doctor "he always had problems with upside-down cakes, but not right-side up ones. Rest of the day he kept telling people that's the reason I had an allergic reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adberq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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It's not just a reaction, it's what a ghost is. upsidedowngrin.com/collec…
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My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohiopimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2013
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My dad's reaction to whenever the time is 2:30 or anywhere near 2:30 for the last 24 years I've known him...

"Uhp! Time to go to the dentist."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodiewizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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My dad's reaction whenever he makes a joke
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